Don't be fooled by a new single that's getting a lot of airplay, "Kissing With Confidence" by a certain Will Powers. In a deep masculine voice Mr Powers poses such delicate questions as "Is your breath fresh?"
The surprising thing is that the singer is a She, not a He!
Top American photo journalist Lynn Goldsmith had her voice electronically altered through a gadget called a harmoniser.
Lynn, who has spent her life chronicling the antics of pop performers - she was Bruce Springsteen's girlfriend for a long time - decided to join them.
But it was on the condition that she could hide behind the mysterious Mr Powers.
I can't help wondering about the fun we'll have watching her trying to perform the single on "Top Of The Pops" if it's a hit.
It's already a favourite of Arsenal football club. They play it before their home games.
All together now:
"I put an end to worrying, I learned a way from Will. He taught me kissing with confidence is an acquired skill. When my boyfriends get too hot - I can cool 'em down, now I'm kissing with confidence everywhere in town..."
Mentioned in the clipping above is a Vince Clarke/Feargal Sharkey liaison, which was part of Vince's The Assembly project. The resultant song was It Never Happens To Me.